A Message From Our CEO

Dear Wingholder,

When I first imagined a wing-backed financial system — one in which a wing-folk artist like myself could be paid in the very wings that fuel their creative work — I knew immediately it was the best idea I'd ever had.

An idea I could bank on.

So I put down my wing and started banking.

At RB, we believe that the modern economy has drifted too far from the real world — from tangible, edible value.

Money is abstract. Wings are not.
Money moves through spreadsheets.
Wings move through people — literally.

As the global economy evolves toward the brink of collapse, RB will remain committed to:

• empowering creators
• uplifting communities
• advancing WingTech™

and asking the hard questions like:

• What is money?
• Why not wings?

My promise to you is simple:

We will continue to innovate responsibly, expand boldly, and behave as though this vast operation is entirely reasonable. And necessary. Because it is.

Thank you for placing your trust in us.

Regards (served warm),

Charles Garfinkle
CEO, Royal Bank of Chicken™
Chief Wingonomist of the Fedwell Reserve™

December 2025